So apparently tomorrow, October 5th 2007, is “officially” Slap Your Co-Worker Day; according to my emails any way!
A odd holiday where you can slap those annoying people you may work with. The best part is that you are allowed to do it!
Here’s the rules.
- You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
- You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
- You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
- No weapons are allowed…other than going upside somebody’s head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
- If questioned by a supervisor (or Police, if the supervisor is the irritant), you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
Bit of a painful day if you are one of those annoying people. Then again, maybe you find everybody annoying so you slap everybody… hmm. Nasty. Better be careful tomorrow!
Laters.
